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Here are all the best would you rather questions, from the funny to the dirty.
The 50 Best Would You Rather Questions
1. Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?
2. Would you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin but everyone would think you did?
3. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO's parents?
4. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
5. Would you rather have the best house in a shitty neighborhood or the worst house in a fancy neighborhood?
6. Would you rather have no penis or five penises?
7. Would you rather die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people's lives?
8. Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?
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9. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?
10. Would you rather have no arms or no legs?
11. Would you rather have no fingers or no eyes?
12. Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?
13. Would you rather be a virgin forever or have sex with your brother/sister one time?
14. Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?
15. Would you rather live forever or die in the next five minutes?
16. Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen?
17. Would you rather give or receive a lap dance?
18. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?
19. You can only hear one song for the rest of your life. Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire?
20. Would you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber's assistant or dirt poor but get to be anyone's assistant you choose?
21. Would you rather everyone thinks your life sucks but it's actually awesome or everyone thinks your life is shitty but it's actually good?
22. Would you rather have a time machine that only goes back in time or a time machine that only goes forward in time?
23. Would you rather have an animal best friend that could be any animal you choose and it would be intelligent and speak to you (and you could ride it around town if it is a large animal like a bear) or be married to someone with a hot body?
24. Would you rather have the superpower to fly or to become invisible?
25. Would you rather have unlimited love or unlimited money?
26. Would you rather have unlimited respect or unlimited power?
27. Would you rather have unlimited money, power, and respect or unlimited sex?
28. Would you rather have everything you've ever wanted but you die in one year or live your life as it is now?
29. Would you rather be an ugly genius or a hot moron?
30. Would you rather have your thoughts broadcasted so that everyone will always know what you are thinking while you are thinking it or never be allowed to wear clothes but keep your thoughts to yourself?
31. Would you rather have horrible acne that is only on areas that are covered with clothing or moderate acne that's only on your face?
32. Would you rather cut off one of your fingers or pay $5,000 of your own money for the person you hate most to go on a spa vacation?
33. Would you rather have your SO look through all your text/chat/email history or your employer?
34. Would you rather never have internet access again or never be able to take an airplane again?
35. Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?
36. Would you rather not receive any money from an anonymous source or receive $10 million dollars worth of crack on your door step?
37. Every time you have sex it takes one day off your life. How much do you have?
38. Would you rather smell terrible (but you can't smell it) or your partner smell terrible and you have to smell it?
39. Would you rather be an average, not famous professional athlete on your current salary or a wealthy, world renowned professional in a field you don't care about (mathematician, classical musician, whatever)?
40. Would you rather live in the house of your dreams but it doesn't have internet access, or your current home for the rest of your life?
41. Would you rather have sex with Megan Fox with a penis or Tom Hiddleston with a vagina?
42. Would you rather be filthy rich but suffer depression or be poor but happy?
43. Would you rather be incredibly happy but alone forever or unhappy but with the love of your life?
44. Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?
45. Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickelback song?
46. Would you rather a vampire or a wizard?
47. Would you rather be in a real version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?
48. Would you rather have 20 kids over the course of your life or never be able to have or adopt children?
49. Would you rather be filthy rich and live 400 years ago or be poor but live today?
50. Would you rather die happy in five years or die unhappy in sixty years?
New Questions Added for 2022
51.Would you rather know how to play every musical instrument or just one?
52.Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the loudest person?
53.Would you rather have an interesting conversation or an interesting life?
54.Would you rather know every language or never be able to speak at all?
55.Would you rather eat a hair filled hot dog or cheeseburger?
56.Would you rather pick a fun way to die or never to die at all?
57.Would you rather eat dinner with Donald Trump or Hitler?
58. Would you rather sleepover at Donald Trumps house or Hitlers?
59.Would you rather not be able to taste every meal or get 2X more fat from each one?
60.Would you rather not be able to taste ice cream or pizza?
61.Would you rather live a rich life that's short or a long life that's poor?
62.Would you rather not be able to remember anything as a kid or not have any memory as an adult?
63.Would you rather be asked the same question every morning or hear the same song every morning?
64.Would you rather wear wet socks or wet underwear?
65.Would you rather have superpowers or be rich?
66.Would you rather die at an amusement park or on a youth group trip?
67.Would you rather have only one choice of a meal every day or one choice of clothes every day?
68.Would you rather have amazing conversations or amazing sex?
69.Would you rather play a fun game or play or have a good conversation?
70.Would you rather be given a tough choice every day or a tough scenario every day of your life?
71.Would you rather have a dilemma every day or have to eat a piece of cardboard every day?
33 'Would You Rather' Questions For When You Are Too Drunk To Think Straight
1. Would you rather party with your best friends in Vegas or in New Orleans?
2. Would you rather post an unflattering, drunken photo to your snapchat story that your crush sees or directly message him something embarrassing on Twitter?
3. Would you rather get wasted and kiss your ex or fuck your best friend?
4. Would you rather buy everyone inside your favorite bar a round of shots on their busiest day or get kicked out and banned from the place forever?
5. Would you rather have a drunken hookup in a bathroom stall or in the back of a car?
6. Would you rather go a month without drinking or a month without masturbating?
7. Would you rather take shots without a chaser or smoke without snacks?
8. Would you rather have your latest love interest watch you sing karaoke while drunk or dance while drunk?
9. Would you rather be the designated driver and stay sober for a night or walk ten miles home with your whole group of friends?
10. Would you rather get wasted after one beer or need ten beers to even feel a buzz?
11. Would you rather send your ex-best-friend or your ex-boyfriend a drunk text about how much you hate their guts?
12. Would you rather give up fireball or give up martinis?
13. Would you rather run into your boss while wasted or high?
14. Would you rather wake up hungover and find out you texted your ex or find out you spent your entire paycheck at the bar?
15. Would you rather be the drunk who cries the entire night or the drunk who starts stupid arguments with strangers?
16. Would you rather do the walk of shame or kick a complete stranger out of your house in the morning?
17. Would you rather drink too much and embarrass yourself in front of your grandmother or in front of your crush?
18. Would you rather drink from a funnel or do a keg stand?
19. Would you rather run into your ex-boyfriend at the club or one of your parents?
20. Would you rather throw up in the middle of the dance floor or inside of your Uber?
21. Would you rather trip on the dance floor in front of everyone or rip the dress you're wearing in front of everyone?
22. Would you rather visit a bar that only served tequila or a club that only played Black Eyed Peas?
23. Would you rather lose your phone at a club or lose your wallet?
24. Would you rather play a drinking game while watching Game Of Thronesor The Good Place?
25. Would you rather have someone offer to pay for your least favorite drink or spend your own money on your favorite drink?
26. Would you rather get more flirtatious once you start drinking or get more loose with your money?
27.Would you rather go out and drink or stay home and drink?
28. Would you rather have no one to drink with on your birthday or no one to drink with on New Year's Eve?
29. Would you rather get drunk and reveal all of your secrets or get drunk and reveal all of your best friend's secrets?
30. Would you rather get drunk with your best friend or with your boyfriend?
31. Would you rather cure your hangover with a cold shower or a mile run?
32. Would you rather wake up hungover or wake up with a stranger next to you?
33. Would you rather give up wine forever or give up beer forever?
45 Sexual Would You Rather Questions That Will Really Mess With Your Head
1. Would you rather have sex with someone who never showers or someone who never brushes their teeth?
2.Would you rather walk around the supermarket in your lingerie or walk around the mall with a strap-on?
3.Would you rather orgasm loudly whenever you saw your crush or be incapable of orgasming ever again?
4. Would you rather have a threesome with two semi-attractive guys or sex with one super hot guy?
5.Would you rather watch your oldest teacher in a porno or your ex?
6.Would you rather swallow cum that tastes like piss or have your partner actually piss on you?
7.Would you rather date someone with the perfect body or with the perfect moves in the bedroom?
8.Would you rather have weak, little orgasms every time you had sex or have a super strong orgasm every once in a while?
9.Would you rather get kissed on the lips and only the lips or on every part of your body, except for your lips?
10.Would you rather get cum in your hair after you've just finished styling it or right in your eye?
11.Would you rather be told you suck at kissing or that you suck at giving blow jobs?
12.Would you rather watch your favorite television couple have sex or recite their wedding vows?
13.Would you rather have your boyfriend laugh uncontrollably whenever he saw you naked or cry uncontrollably?
14.Would you rather watch your dog hump another dog or have him stare you down while you're having sex?
15.Would you rather cheat on your partner or have your partner think you cheated, even though you didn't.
16.Would you rather have sex on a bed filled with stains or in a smelly bathroom stall?
17. Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or catch your parents having sex?
18.Would you rather have sex with your celebrity crush once or have sex with your "real life" crush for the rest of your life?
19.Would you rather date someone who takes five seconds to cum or who takes at least five hours to cum?
20.Would you rather fuck your best friend's father or your father's best friend?
21.Would you rather have sex in front of police officers or in front of a live news taping?
22.Would you rather be horny 24/7 or for only one day per year?
23.Would you rather sleep with the first person you see at the bar or the first person who hits on you at the bar?
24.Would you rather find out that your "perfect" Tinder date has a girlfriend or has a foot fetish?
25.Would you rather have sex with a celeb you hate or with your ex?
26.Would you rather be turned on every single time you see a man wearing a fedora or every single time you see a man wearing Crocs?
27.Would you rather fart while getting eaten out or vomit while making out?
28.Would you rather bite your boyfriend on the dick during oral or knee him in the balls during sex?
29.Would you rather make a sex tape for only your grandparents to see or put your nudes on Facebook for everyone else to see?
30.Would you rather date someone who refuses to cuddle or who refuses to go down on you?
31.Would you rather cry every time you had sex or burp every time someone kissed you?
32.Would you rather find out that the last guy you fucked was your long lost cousin or that he was a brutal murderer?
33.Would you rather sleep with someone whose hands were always burning hot or freezing cold?
34.Would you rather have sex in a restaurant full of people or masturbate on a bus full of people?
35.Would you rather get caught having sex or kissing a blowup doll?
36.Would you rather be offered a job in the porn industry or a job at a strip club?
37.Would you rather date someone into intense BDSM or someone who likes super bland, vanilla sex?
38.Would you rather have sex in the same position with the same person for the rest of your life or in different positions with a different person every single time?
39.Would you rather get a huge tattoo of your partner's name across your chest or a tiny tattoo of their face on your arm?
40.Would you rather give Zac Efron a lap dance or get a lap dance from Zach Galifianakis?
41.Would you rather have an intense make-out session with your teddy bear or with a poster?
42.Would you rather be tied to a bed and forgotten or marked with a hickey that your boss will see?
43.Would you rather sprain your ankle during sex or break your partner's penis?
44.Would you rather have a one-night stand with someone you hate or temporarily get married to them in Vegas?
45.Would you rather bump your head while having shower sex or fall off the bed while having morning sex?
50 'Would You Rather' Questions That Will Stump You Both (And Make You Feel Closer Immediately)
1.Would you rather only be able to watch one show repeatedly for the rest of your life, or only be able to watch the first episode of every show in existence for the rest of your life?
2.Would you rather have a car alarm go off every night outside of your window but get to sleep in as late as you wanted, or have a peaceful, quiet sleep every single night but have to get up every morning at 3?
3.Would you rather be immune to hangovers forever, or never have to go to the dentist ever again?
4.Would you rather be able to eat everything you ever wanted and have an amazing body, or buy everything you've ever wanted and never run out of money?
5.Would you rather have to stand up in the middle of every wedding ceremony you attend and scream "It should have been me!" or take the microphone during somebody's reception speech and cry about how alone you are?
6.Would you rather be able to speak to animals or be able to read other people's minds?
7.Would you rather have all water taste like vodka or all food taste like old feet [without their actual essences changing]?
8.Would you rather tell someone that their new baby is ugly or that their new spouse is ugly?
9.Would you rather look 90 starting right now but live until you're 90, or look 21 starting right now but only live for another 10 years?
10.Would you rather only be able to text in emojiis for the rest of your life or have the 'low storage space' notification pop up on your phone every day for the rest of your existence (and be unable to fix it)?
11.Would you rather be the top dog at a shitty company or be the worst employee at the best company in the world?
12.Would you rather be The Bachelor(ette) or be a contestant on Bachelor in Paradise?
13.Would you rather be sent home on the first night of The Bachelor(ette) or stay on until the 'Final 2' but be the villain?
14.Would you rather be banned from ordering delivery ever again or be banned from using Uber (or any similar service) ever again?
15.Would you rather have to abstain from alcohol or from caffeine for the rest of your life?
16.Would you rather have unlimited La Croix forever or be able to binge watch any show you want, even if all the episodes haven't aired yet?
17.Would you rather never wash your sheets ever again or only be able to shower once every two weeks?
18.Would you rather snort obnoxiously every time you laughed or have a voice that sounded exactly like Janice from Friends?
19.Would you rather have unlimited free therapy sessions forever, or a one-time three-hour life session with Oprah?
20.Would you rather have to eat the same exact thing every single day but never have to pay for your food, or be able to eat whatever you want but have to pay twice as much for everything you buy?
21.Would you rather be unemployed but have everyone think you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, or be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company but have everyone think you're unemployed?
22.Would you rather be absolutely adored by everyone or have unlimited power?
23.Would you rather have your life be narrated (publicly) by Morgan Freeman or Alec Baldwin?
24.Would you rather appear unbelievably attractive to your partner and extremely unattractive to everyone else, or unbelievably attractive to everyone else but extremely unattractive to your partner?
25.Would you rather have to permanently give up salts or sweets?
26.Would you rather have eyes the size of a baseball or eyes the size of a pea?
27.Would you rather have a straight, flawless smile with super yellow teeth, or super crooked teeth that are pearly white?
28.Would you rather spend the rest of your life always cold or always exhausted?
29.Would you rather be plain-looking but always the funniest person in the room, or super hot but always the most boring person in the room?
30.Would you rather have to wear the same outfit every day for the rest of your existence or have every single piece of clothing you own have a massive brown stain on it?
31.Would you rather show up to work one day with no pants, or pee yourself in the middle of a presentation in front of all your coworkers?
32.Would you rather have to sneak the word 'moist' into every conversation you have, or have a piece of pepper permanently stuck in your front teeth?
33.Would you rather have everyone publicly claim to hate you but secretly love you and admire you, or have everyone publicly claim to love you and admire you but secretly hate you?
34.Would you rather permanently smell like gasoline or like nail polish?
35.Would you rather have people think your significant other is way out of your league or that you are way out of your significant other's league?
36.Would you rather cry every time you spoke or fart loudly every time you laugh?
37.Would you rather be permanently thirsty or permanently nauseous?
38.Would you rather have permanently bad breath or have your partner have bad breath but only around you?
39.Would you rather have your feet look like a second pair of hands or your hands look like a second pair of feet?
40.Would you rather be cheated on or be the person known to everyone else as a cheater?
41.Would you rather announce every single thing you say the way Oprah does (you get a car! you get a car!) or have every person ask you to repeat yourself after every single thing you say?
42.Would you rather be super intelligent but a huge asshole, or insanely kind but also incredibly stupid?
43.Would you rather post an extremely unflattering photo that gets hundreds of likes, or a super flattering photo that only gets one like total?
44.Would you rather have to lick people's face whenever they go to shake your hand or scream "I didn't wash my hands!" to all of your coworkers every time you come back from the bathroom?
45.Would you rather have a permanently spotless kitchen and a disgusting bedroom, or a permanently disgusting kitchen and a spotless bedroom?
46.Would you rather have all of your google searches, or all of your text messages, be broadcasted to everyone on Facebook?
47.Would you rather be known as someone who always crop-dusts or someone who never offers to pay the bill?
48.Would you rather be considered extremely lazy but have tons of friends, or be considered extremely successful but only have one friend?
49.Would you rather spend four total hours of your day commuting to and from work in a super luxurious car, or spend only one hour of your day commuting to and from work but on the smelliest, hottest, most crowded bus ride that's ever existed?
50.Would you rather have a ten-hour car ride with someone you absolutely cannot stand or a thirty-hour car ride with someone you absolutely love?
35 Would You Rather Questions For Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend
1. Would you rather fuck someone with nipple piercings or clit piercings?
2. Would you rather date a girl with butt implants or fake boobs?
3. Would you rather have sex after taking shots or smoking weed?
4. Would you rather receive only oral for the rest of your life or only give anal for the rest of your life?
5. Would you rather lose the ability to have sex with other people or lose the ability to masturbate?
6. Would you rather lose your erection in the middle of sex or start crying at the end of sex?
7. Would you rather send the wrong person an explicit sext or send them a dick pic?
8. Would you rather work at a strip club or work as a prostitute?
9. Would you rather have missionary sex for the rest of your life or always do it while standing?
10. Would you rather be caught having sex in public by your parents or by a police officer?
11. Would you rather foreplay for a full hour every time you had sex or never foreplay again?
12. Would you rather make an unattractive face when you orgasm or make weird noises?
13. Would you rather get a call from someone you slept with saying she has an STD or that she's pregnant?
14. Would you rather have a threesome with a set of twins or two celebrities?
15. Would you rather fuck someone with a foot fetish or a diaper fetish?
16. Would you rather have a small penis and stronger orgasms or a big penis and less intense orgasms?
17. Would your rather have rough sex that always caused you injuries or boring, bland sex that you always fell asleep during?
18. Would you rather send your nudes to everyone in your contacts or upload your sex tape to the internet?
19. Would you rather date someone who refused to give oral or someone who refused to get on top during sex?
20. Would you rather have someone accidentally bite down on your dick or your balls?
21. Would you rather go three years without sex or only sleep with people you hated?
22. Would you rather have sex without kissing your partner or without using your hands at all?
23. Would you rather sleep with a virgin or someone with over 50 sex partners?
24. Would you rather keep your shirt on during sex or your shoes?
25. Would you rather write an erotic novel or direct a porno?
26. Would you rather date a furry or a dominatrix?
27. Would you rather have sex with one or your parent's friends or one of your friend's exes?
28. Would you rather walk around with a hickey or with lipstick marks on your neck?
29. Would you rather sleep with a girl who refused to let you touch her boobs or her butt?
30. Would you rather go down on someone who tastes bad or someone who smells bad?
31. Would you rather stop getting handjobs or stop getting blowjobs?
32. Would you rather date a nudist or an exotic dancer?
33. Would you rather have sex with someone who was so loud that they woke the neighbors or someone who was strangely silent?
34. Would you rather let your best friend scroll through your browser history or let them watch you have sex?
35. Would you rather wait until marriage to have sex or never find your soulmate?
50 Romantic Would You Rather Questions For Couples or Married People
1. Would you rather save up your money for a house or spend it on fun adventures?
2.Would you rather have an elaborate, expensive wedding or a small, private wedding?
3. Would you rather have a picnic at the park or a picnic on the beach?
4.Would you rather take me to a Broadway show or to a rock concert?
5.Would you rather adopt a puppy with me or a kitten?
6. Would you rather go out to a five-star restaurant or cook a meal with me in the kitchen?
7. Would you rather write me a love letter or sing me a song?
8.Would you rather surprise me with a thoughtful gift or have me tell you exactly what to buy me?
9.Would you rather see me naked or see me in lingerie?
10.Would you rather give me oral or receive oral?
11.Would you rather hear me say, "I love you" too often or not often enough?
12.Would you rather take a vacation to Disney or to a tropical island?
13.Would you rather take me to the movie theater or watch a film on our couch?
14.Would you rather initiate sex or have me make the first move?
15.Would you rather have a weekend getaway in a cabin in the woods or in a tent in our backyard?
16.Would you rather sing karaoke on stage with me or take a dance class with me?
17.Would you rather play a board game with me or a video game with me?
18.Would you rather know what's bothering me or have me tell you I'm "fine?"
19.Would you rather have sex in the shower or sex in the ocean?
20. Would you rather make love on rose petals or fuck in a bar bathroom?
21.Would you rather do the dishes or vacuum the house?
22.Would you rather snuggle and watch Netflix all weekend or go out on the town?
23.Would you rather plan out our vacation yourself or let me do all the planning?
24.Would you rather take a road trip or hop on a plane?
25.Would you rather watch a romantic comedy or read a romance novel?
26.Would you rather have sex in the dark or with the lights on?
27.Would you rather get a cute text from me while you're at work or find a cute note I've written and left around the house?
28.Would you rather have breakfast in bed or my famous dessert?
29.Would you rather have a huge fight or hold your feelings inside?
30.Would you rather make a big deal out of our anniversary or ignore it all together?
31.Would you rather give me a back rub or a foot massage?
32.Would you rather go to the gym together or take a walk down the block together?
33.Would you rather have rough sex or gentle sex?
34.Would you rather kiss me in the rain or kiss me in the snow?
35.Would you rather make love on the living room floor or on the living room couch?
36.Would you rather make a scrapbook together or make a Youtube channel together?
37.Would you rather grind or slow dance?
38.Would you rather hear about my day or tell me about yours?
39.Would you rather handcuff me to the bed or have me handcuff you to the bed?
40.Would you rather drink beer or wine with me?
41.Would you rather have spectacular sex once a week or half-ass sex seven times a week?
42.Would you rather take me bowling or ice skating?
43.Would you rather sext or talk dirty over the phone?
44.Would you rather have sex in a hotel room pool or a hotel room balcony?
45.Would you rather go on a date to the museum or the bookstore?
46.Would you rather celebrate the holidays with my family or your family?
47.Would you rather have a baby or adopt a pet?
48. Would you rather make me moan or make me laugh?
49.Would you rather live in the country or live in the city?
50.Would you rather take our honeymoon in France or in Italy?
50 "Would You Rather?"s To Ask A Girl If You Want To Know Who She Really Is
1. Would you rather have everlasting happiness on your own, or everlasting love with another person?
2. Would you rather find love at first sight that lasts for 15 years, or find true love that takes you a lifetime to find?
3. Would you rather be 100% confident in who you are, or be 100% confident that you're with the right person?
4. Would you rather go through heartbreak 100 times and finally find someone you truly love, or never experience heartbreak and be with someone you think you love.
5. Would you rather have a significant other who hates your parents or a significant other who hates your dog?
6. Would you rather be in a relationship with someone who never argues or someone who never hugs?
7. Would you rather travel back in time to your favorite decade, or travel to the future to see what it's like?
8. Would you rather find true love once, lose it, and never find it again, or have several happy relationships but never find love?
9. Would you rather be with someone who occasionally tells big lies, or someone who is brutally honest all of the time?
10. Would you rather go on 100 TERRIBLE dates or have 2 TERRIBLE relationships?
11. Would you rather live life with no inhibitions or live life with no stress?
12. Would you rather be well-liked and wrong, or not liked and always right?
13. Would you rather be able to spend one more night with someone you've lost and loved and have to say goodbye all over again, or be able to erase them from your memory completely so you don't have to feel the pain of their loss?
14. Would you rather be with someone who shows you only half of the affection you want and need, or be alone?
15. Would you rather have your dream career and never fall in love, or fall madly in love and work a 9-5 that you don't really enjoy?
16. Would you rather have your significant other read your entire journal with extremely personal thoughts and secrets, or have thousands of people you don't know read just three pages of it?
17. Assuming you could see into the future, would you rather know how long a relationship with the one you love lasts, or the person the relationship is with?
18. Would you rather live in the same place your entire life or have to move to an unknown destination every other year for the rest of your life?
19. Would you rather know how you're going to die or when you're going to die?
20. Would you rather have 50 'good' friends or 3 super-close best friends?
21. Would you rather meet your number one celebrity crush for a moment only to find out they're a complete asshole, or not meet them at all and still have an excellent friendly image of them in your mind?
22. Would you rather change your appearance, or your personality (if you could adapt it in every way you want)?
23. Would you rather have sex in a public place and have 200 strangers see, or have sex in your bedroom in front of your sibling?
24. Would you rather have one last day to live with the ability to say goodbye to everyone and not do much else, or do everything you've ever wanted but not have time to say goodbye to anyone?
25. Would you rather be able to know when your significant other is lying or hear all of their thoughts?
26. Would you rather have the super power of strength or invisibility?
27. Would you rather be famously rich yet extremely unhappy, or completely broke and extremely happy?
28. Would you rather live in your dream home in a sub-par location or live in your dream location in a sub-par home?
29. Would you rather be with someone who has to have sex or someone who has to cuddle?
30. Would you rather have a child who is smart or a child who is kind?
31. Would you rather save three other people from a burning building with a 50% chance you survive, or jump from a burning building with 99% chance you survive (but you save no one).
32. Would you rather be perfectly confident and stupid, or perpetually self-conscious and smart?
33. Would you rather be with someone whose favorite quality about you is physical, or someone whose favorite quality about you is non-physical?
34. Would you rather be healthy but look terrible, or be unhealthy and look great?
35. Would you rather receive a handwritten love letter that's really corny and kind of makes you cringe (in a cute way), or an excellently crafted, heart-felt text message that makes you swoon?
36. (If she wants children) Would you rather meet one of your children in the future as an adult, or know how many children you're going to have and when?
37. Would you rather be able to ride a unicycle on a tight rope or complete a Rubik's cube in 10 seconds?
38. Would you rather have 18 brothers and sisters or 12 children?
39. Would you rather go 30 days without your phone or your entire life without dessert?
40. Would you rather be the only woman left on the planet, or have to recreate the population with someone you hate with a burning passion?
41. Would you rather try a food you've never had only to find you hate it, or eat only one thing that you definitely like for the rest of your life?
42. Would you rather watch 10 movies in one sitting or read 10 books in one sitting?
43. Would you rather be gifted a dozen roses and an expensive piece of jewelry or a weekend get away to somewhere you've never been?
44. Would you rather live to be 100 stuck in a child's body, or live to be 50 as a normal aging human being?
45. Would you rather find your soul mate or have your dream job?
46. Would you rather be in a relationship with someone who is a terrible kisser but great in bed, or someone who is terrible in bed but is a great kisser?
47. Would you rather have a long-distance relationship that lasts, or an uncomplicated relationship that doesn't?
48. Would you rather leave the one you love, or be left by the one you love?
49. Would you rather be cheated on (numerous times) and never know, or cheat on someone else and have to tell them?
50. Would you rather know who your soul mate is but never find out how to meet them, or find out how to meet your soul mate without knowing who it is?
40 Creepy Would You Rather Questions To Help You Determine How Disturbed Your Friends Are
1.Would you rather hear the voices of dead people or see their ghosts?
2.Would you rather cut off your own arm or gouge out your own eye?
3.Would you rather be convicted of a crime you didn't commit or kill and get away with it?
4. Would you rather be abducted by aliens or possessed by a demon?
5.Would you rather live a (miserable) eternal life or go straight to hell tomorrow?
6.Would you rather have sex with a family member or with a dead body?
7.Would you rather be stuck on an island with a killer or stuck in the ocean with hungry sharks?
8.Would you rather be blind or see spirits everywhere you go?
9.Would you rather experience sleep paralysis every single night or see occasional hallucinations during the day?
10.Would you rather dip your foot in acid or set in on fire?
11.Would you rather be tortured by a ghost or an alien?
12.Would you rather spend the night at a haunted hotel or inside an insane asylum?
13.Would you rather fall to your death or be buried alive?
14.Would you rather bleed from your ears or your eyes?
15.Would you rather be stuck in the woods with Slenderman or with Hannibal Lecter?
16.Would you rather hear strange noises in the middle of the night or see strange shadows on your wall?
17.Would you rather run over a body and see who you hit or drive away?
18.Would you rather kill an evil human or an innocent animal?
19.Would you rather wake up with an IV in a creepy hospital or chained to a radiator in an empty room?
20.Would you rather see Freddy Krueger in your dreams or Norman Bates at a motel?
21.Would you rather be eaten alive by a bear or by a wolf?
22.Would you rather be drowned in a bathtub or trapped in a burning building with no way of escaping?
23.Would you rather find out you were a vampire or a werewolf?
24.Would you rather be the victim of a serial killer or turn into a serial killer?
25.Would you rather wake up without any hands or without any genitals?
26.Would you rather watch your parent or your partner die slowly?
27.Would you rather die of starvation or of overeating?
28.Would you rather find a human head or a human hand in your kitchen?
29.Would you rather lose your mind or all your limbs?
30.Would you rather find a dead body in your backyard or just the guts?
31. Would you rather be kidnapped for six months and survive or die without any psychological damage?
32. Would you rather eat human skin or naw on the bones?
33. Would you rather murder your best friend brutally or be murdered by your best friend?
34. Would you rather eat the dead flesh of your mother or your father?
35. Would you rather be shot by a stranger or by someone close to you?
36. Would you rather get struck in the stomach by a bullet or swallow rat poison?
37. Would you rather get turned on by blood or by insects?
38. Would you rather eat a dead rat or live spiders?
39. Would you rather be attacked by a clown or a toy doll?
40. Would you rather date someone hot who has killed before or be alone for the rest of your life?
The 21 Most NSFW/Terrible Would You Rather Questions Ever That Are So Bad They Are Impossible To Answer
There's nothing like good would you rather questions to make everyone internally cringe. R/AskMen came up with these 20 questions that will probably make you want to jump out a window.Some of them are specific to dudes, so ask them to your guy friends to make them give up on life.
1. Would you rather kill a baby with your bare hands, but everyone later thinks your tried to save him/her? OR Let that baby live, but everyone thinks you tried to kill it?
2. Would you rather have to watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life, or join in once?
3.Would you rather suck a used tampon that you found on the street, or a used condom?
4. Your mother and your girlfriend change bodies, to change them back you have to fuck one of them. What do you do?
5. Would you rather fuck your mom with your girlfriends mind or your girlfriend with your moms mind?
6. Would you rather get a good handjob from your grandmother, or a bad handjob from your grandmother?
7. Would you rather be the only sane person in the world, or have omniscience for five minutes and be forever stranded with knowing that you knew the answers to everything but have forgotten them?
8. Fuck a pig live on national television or be responsible for the death of someone?
9. Would you rather eat out your grandmother? Or a homeless person's butthole?
10. Would you rather wake to the realization that your entire world is the product of your mental breakdown after years of loneliness and isolation or be trapped in a world where no other living thing can interact with you?
11. Have every first bite of pizza you have be really hot, burning your tongue, or never having pizza again.
12. Would you rather have your teeth exchanged for pubes or your pubes exchanged for teeth?
13. Would you rather be in the middle of a human centipede with your dog and your brother or your parents?
14. Would you rather murder your mom or have sex with her so she can live?
15. Would you rather kill an entire kindergarten class with a brick, or take it in the ass from an entire NFL team (including the kicker).
16. Would you rather fuck a 10/10 while your parents watch or a 1/10 in private
17. Would you rather have a piece of shit stuck to your head full time but no smell or a smell of shit off you all the time but no shit on your head
18. Would you rather have you dad walk in on you fucking your dog or have your dog walk in on you fucking your dad?
19. Would you rather have someone give your dick a paper cut perpendicular to the hole, or take a fastball to the crotch?
20. Watch a porno your parents made and masturbate to it, or…… let your parents watch you watch porn whilst you masturbate?
21. Would you rather fuck the 20 most beautiful and famous women but they tell everyone were useless/couldn't get it up or whatever….Or fuck none of them but there is rumors that you did and you were a stallion?
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